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You can read French. You cannot order lunch.
Ninety minutes of talking, twice a week, in groups of five. No textbook, no drills, and nobody switches to English.
Almost everybody who arrives here can conjugate better than they can speak. That is what a decade of written exercises produces: a large passive vocabulary and no practice at the one thing that is frightening, which is talking before the sentence is finished in your head.
So that is all we do. Ninety minutes of it, twice a week, in a group small enough that nobody hides.
Nobody switches to English. Ever.
Not in the first class, not when somebody is stuck, not to explain a rule. It is the whole method and it is uncomfortable for about three weeks.
How a class runs
01
Fifteen minutes of warm-up
Everybody says something about their week. It is the only part where mistakes are not corrected at all.
02
An hour on one situation
A landlord, a doctor, an argument about a bill. Played out, twice, with roles swapped.
03
Fifteen minutes of repair
The five mistakes the teacher wrote down, explained once, and used again next week.
The levels
01A2 — getting through the dayOne term · twice a week
Shops, restaurants, appointments8 classes
The past, spoken rather than written8 classes
Asking somebody to repeat themselves8 classes
02B1 — holding a conversationOne term · twice a week
Opinions, and disagreeing politely8 classes
Telephone, which is harder than anything8 classes
Administration: the vocabulary nobody teaches8 classes
03B2 — working in itTwo terms · twice a week
Meetings, and interrupting without rudeness12 classes
Humour, which is the last thing to arrive12 classes
Who teaches
Your name here
Teacher
Three sentences about who teaches the classes, where they trained, and why the school works the way it does.
Nine years teaching
600 students
Never switches to English
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